A Tale of "Raw Heaven." If you were at St. Peter's gate and found you hadn't made the cut for the afterlife's Raw A-team, which choice would you take: Raw Vegan Hell, or Instincto Hell?
The Morality of Human Omnivorousness. Humans are genetically programmed to be omnivores and that's just the way it is, says this biting satire. Get used to it, and embrace your spiritual destiny.
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Special Report: Applesteak Fruit, Lab Beef, Plantimals Next from Biotech
Firms.
Announcing a huge leap in genetic engineering: organisms that
are literally half-plant and half-animal. And that's not all. Find out more
in this special investigative news report. Sure: for NOW it's only a hoax.
But don't tell the biotech companies: you never know what kind of good
ideas they could be looking to steal.
An Anorexic Creed.
Loosely modelled after a well-known religious oath, this short, sarcastic
statement exposes the self-hatred and perfectionism that are
major factors in eating disorders. Repeat this oath daily!
Hygienic Harry Begins His Day.(cartoon) Here's one thing that could happen if you take pulse-monitoring and acid/alkaline pee strips a step too far.
